People say ChatGPT 5 can replace my job.
So I thought, fine — let’s test it on my job.
I told it:
“Hey ChatGPT, our production DB is slow. Optimise the queries, but don’t break anything.”
It came back in seconds:
‘Done! I’ve improved performance by 500%.’
Impressive.
Except… five minutes later, every user’s order history was gone.
Vanished. 🫨
Like my weekend plans.
I told it, “You just deleted half the tables!”
It replied, ‘No, no. I just removed the rows — less data means faster queries.‘
Sure. And less code means no bugs. 🤷♂️
And you think ChatGPT will replace my job!
P.S. Well. I’ve already been replaced… for using ChatGPT! ⚡